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Malapropism in Windows Calculator Accessory
Sunday, March 10, 2002 at 12:56 pm
Posted by Sundar Narayan (1 messages posted)

The Calculator can be found under Programs/Accessories. It lets you calculate, among other things, trigonometric functions of angles. When you choose the menu item "View" and "Scientific", it allows you to input the angle in degrees, radians and "gradients". Actually, there is no such unit called "gradients" for measuring angles. Microsoft undoubtedly means "grades", which is a rarely-used unit for measuring angles -- proof of this can be easily obtained by typing in "100", choosing "gradients" (sic) and pressing "sin"; the Calculator gives the answer as 1, which is correct since sin(100 grades) = sin(90 degrees) = 1. A circle can be divided into 360 degrees or 400 grades (not gradients!). I once read that the French liking the metric system wanted angular measures to be also metric. Therefore, they came up with grades - a right angle equals 100 grades, 100 being a nice "metric" number, unlike 90 degrees. Evidently, the Microsoft employee who wrote the code for the Calculator did not know much about the history of mathematics. Anyway, he must be dead and his position never filled - the Calculator has remained the same since Windows 3.1.

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re: Malapropism in Windows Calculator Accessory
Sunday, March 10, 2002 at 1:29 pm
Posted by Mrs. Bagley (277 messages posted)

The Gradient Theorem: Let f(x,y,z), a scalar field, be defined on a domain D in R3. Assume that f(x,y,z) has linear approximations on D (i.e. is continuous on D)Then at each point P in D, . . . Perhaps the"gradients" is in there for those who are advanced enough to figure out what to do with the gradient theorem. Me? I know third grade math. Smiling.


On Sunday, March 10, 2002 at 12:56 pm, Sundar Narayan wrote:
>The Calculator can be found under Programs/Accessories. It lets you calculate, among
>other things, trigonometric functions of angles. When you choose the menu item "View"
>and "Scientific", it allows you to input the angle in degrees, radians and "gradients".
> Actually, there is no such unit called "gradients" for measuring angles. Microsoft
>undoubtedly means "grades", which is a rarely-used unit for measuring angles -- proof
>of this can be easily obtained by typing in "100", choosing "gradients" (sic) and
>pressing "sin"; the Calculator gives the answer as 1, which is correct since sin(100
>grades) = sin(90 degrees) = 1. A circle can be divided into 360 degrees or 400 grades
>(not gradients!). I once read that the French liking the metric system wanted angular
>measures to be also metric. Therefore, they came up with grades - a right angle
>equals 100 grades, 100 being a nice "metric" number, unlike 90 degrees.
>
>Evidently, the Microsoft employee who wrote the code for the Calculator did not know
>much about the history of mathematics. Anyway, he must be dead and his position
>never filled - the Calculator has remained the same since Windows 3.1.

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Mrs. Bagley
Sunday, March 10, 2002 at 2:17 pm
Posted by John D. (1005 messages posted)

Can you solve this for x ?

x² + 2x - 24 = 0
A good way to check out your calculator !

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re: Malapropism in Windows Calculator Accessory
Sunday, March 10, 2002 at 2:50 pm
Posted by bill 2 (115 messages posted)

The units are grads and 400 grads= 360 degrees.


On Sunday, March 10, 2002 at 12:56 pm, Sundar Narayan wrote:
>The Calculator can be found under Programs/Accessories. It lets you calculate, among
>other things, trigonometric functions of angles. When you choose the menu item "View"
>and "Scientific", it allows you to input the angle in degrees, radians and "gradients".
> Actually, there is no such unit called "gradients" for measuring angles. Microsoft
>undoubtedly means "grades", which is a rarely-used unit for measuring angles -- proof
>of this can be easily obtained by typing in "100", choosing "gradients" (sic) and
>pressing "sin"; the Calculator gives the answer as 1, which is correct since sin(100
>grades) = sin(90 degrees) = 1. A circle can be divided into 360 degrees or 400 grades
>(not gradients!). I once read that the French liking the metric system wanted angular
>measures to be also metric. Therefore, they came up with grades - a right angle
>equals 100 grades, 100 being a nice "metric" number, unlike 90 degrees.
>
>Evidently, the Microsoft employee who wrote the code for the Calculator did not know
>much about the history of mathematics. Anyway, he must be dead and his position
>never filled - the Calculator has remained the same since Windows 3.1.

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re: Mrs. Bagley
Sunday, March 10, 2002 at 4:07 pm
Posted by Paul D (2162 messages posted)

x=4, and why would you need a calculator?


Paul D





On Sunday, March 10, 2002 at 2:17 pm, jdip wrote:
>Can you solve this for x ?
x² + 2x - 24 = 0
A
>good way to check out your calculator !

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re: Mrs. Bagley
Sunday, March 10, 2002 at 6:38 pm
Posted by Mrs. Bagley (277 messages posted)

x=3 using my head I use the calculator as a last resort.


On Sunday, March 10, 2002 at 2:17 pm, jdip wrote:
>Can you solve this for x ?

x² + 2x - 24 = 0
A
>good way to check out your calculator !

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re: Paul
Sunday, March 10, 2002 at 6:55 pm
Posted by Mrs. Bagley (277 messages posted)

Guess I get an F in third grade math!


On Sunday, March 10, 2002 at 4:07 pm, Paul D wrote:
>x=4, and why would you need a calculator?
>


>color=#3366FF>Paul D



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re: Mrs. Bagley
Monday, March 11, 2002 at 1:54 am
Posted by Paul D (2162 messages posted)

x=4

x²(=16) + 2x(=8) - 24 = 0

I think the time has come for the last resort!


Paul D





On Sunday, March 10, 2002 at 6:38 pm, Mrs. Bagley wrote:
>x=3 using my head I use the calculator as a last resort.
>

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re: Malapropism in Windows Calculator Accessory
Monday, March 11, 2002 at 5:54 am
Posted by Michael (2800 messages posted)

I won't comment further on the existence of gradients, as there is enough quoted here already, but in addition to the gap in your mathematical knowledge, I think you should look up the meaning of malapropism - as what you have tried to describe as a malpropism isn't one...


On Sunday, March 10, 2002 at 12:56 pm, Sundar Narayan wrote:
>The Calculator can be found under Programs/Accessories. It lets you calculate, among
>other things, trigonometric functions of angles. When you choose the menu item "View"
>and "Scientific", it allows you to input the angle in degrees, radians and "gradients".
> Actually, there is no such unit called "gradients" for measuring angles. Microsoft
>undoubtedly means "grades", which is a rarely-used unit for measuring angles -- proof
>of this can be easily obtained by typing in "100", choosing "gradients" (sic) and
>pressing "sin"; the Calculator gives the answer as 1, which is correct since sin(100
>grades) = sin(90 degrees) = 1. A circle can be divided into 360 degrees or 400 grades
>(not gradients!). I once read that the French liking the metric system wanted angular
>measures to be also metric. Therefore, they came up with grades - a right angle
>equals 100 grades, 100 being a nice "metric" number, unlike 90 degrees.
>
>Evidently, the Microsoft employee who wrote the code for the Calculator did not know
>much about the history of mathematics. Anyway, he must be dead and his position
>never filled - the Calculator has remained the same since Windows 3.1.

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re: Malapropism in Windows Calculator Accessory
Monday, March 11, 2002 at 6:00 am
Posted by Michael (2800 messages posted)

Also, check out the meaning of the word 'malapropism'...


On Sunday, March 10, 2002 at 1:29 pm, Mrs. Bagley wrote:
>The Gradient Theorem: Let f(x,y,z), a scalar field, be defined on a domain D in R3.
>Assume that f(x,y,z) has linear approximations on D (i.e. is continuous on D)Then
>at each point P in D, . . . Perhaps the"gradients" is in there for those who are
>advanced enough to figure out what to do with the gradient theorem. Me? I know third
>grade math. Smiling.
>
>
>
>

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Paul
Monday, March 11, 2002 at 6:30 am
Posted by Mrs. Bagley (277 messages posted)

You are right, time for a calculator or at least a teacher. I am still trying to figure out what I am misreading in the equation. x times x plus 2x plus 24=0 subtract 24 from each side of the equation. x squared + 2x = 24. Get get rid of the 2 by dividing 2x and 24 by the two. Now I have x squared + x =12. And that = 3. My grade = F Laughing out Loud.


On Monday, March 11, 2002 at 6:00 am, Michael wrote:
>Also, check out the meaning of the word 'malapropism'...
>

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re: Paul
Monday, March 11, 2002 at 8:49 am
Posted by Colin (190 messages posted)

>>Get get rid of the 2 by dividing 2x and 24 by the two.

This is the bit where your error is. Dividing by 2 gives you:

(x squared) / 2 + x = 12

Not that that helps particularly.

solution (Using Quadratic formula):

x squared + 2x - 24 = 0

x = (-2 +- sq. rt. ((2*2) + (4 * 1 * 24))) / 2

x = (-2 +- sq. rt. (100)) / 2
x = (-2 +- 10) / 2

2 solutions: x = 4, x = -6.


Also, ...

x squared + 2x - 24 = 0

reduces to,

(x - 4)(x + 6) = 0

therefore yielding 2 solutions : x = 4 or x = 6.

(I feel like I'm at school again...)

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Damn, a Typo!!
Monday, March 11, 2002 at 9:00 am
Posted by Colin (190 messages posted)


>therefore yielding 2 solutions : x = 4 or x = -6.
>
>(Always check your work, boy! (THWACK!))

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re: Damn, a Typo!!
Monday, March 11, 2002 at 11:03 am
Posted by Michael (2800 messages posted)

Don't worry, I think it's still worth a B+


On Monday, March 11, 2002 at 9:00 am, Colin wrote:

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>therefore yielding 2 solutions : x = 4 or x = -6.
>
>(Always check your work, boy! (THWACK!))
>

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re: Paul A+
Monday, March 11, 2002 at 8:43 pm
Posted by Mrs. Bagley (277 messages posted)

Hey Paul - I give you A+ - great teacher! Thanks to all.


On Monday, March 11, 2002 at 11:03 am, Michael wrote:
>Don't worry, I think it's still worth a B+
>

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