Bill Gates in Afterlife
Bill Gates died. He was sent to the Afterlife Waiting Room. He was met
by St. Peter, who asked him if he wanted to go to Heaven or Hell, and if
he'd like to see them before he decided. Bill said yes, and St. Peter
snapped his fingers. They appeared on a sunny beach, with people
dancing, swimming, and playing volleball. Just basically having a
wonderful time. Good food, good music, good people. Bill turns to St.
Peter and says, "Wow, Heaven is great!" St. Peter says, "This isn't
Heaven, it's Hell. Want to see Heaven?" Mr. Gates nods yes, and they
appear in a shady park, with a few old people sitting on benches feeding
birds. A gentle breeze blows by, and all is quiet and serene. St. Peter
asks Bill, "Well, which would you like?" Bill thinks for a minute, and
says, "Well, if this is Heaven, then I'll take Hell." Instantly, he was
plunged up to his neck in red-hot lava, the screams of other tortured
souls filling his ears. He looks up, and sees St. Peter in the waiting
room. Bill calls out to him, and said, "Hey! What's going on? Where's
the beach? The bikini-clad women? The party?"
St. Peter turns from his Macintosh to face Bill, and says, "That was
just the demo."
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